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Dec. 25th, 2014 08:25 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
arkuatI've had an uneasy relationship with the Gregorian date of my birthday since I first became aware of what was going on with it.
With the Elf on the Shelf, I'm done. I don't need to have special birthday nightmares about being monitored by self-driving police googlecars and miniature drones buzzing around above like mosquitoes. I'm divorcing my birthday and from now on any celebrations of the advancement of my age may be done on my half-birthday, June 25, instead.
With the Elf on the Shelf, I'm done. I don't need to have special birthday nightmares about being monitored by self-driving police googlecars and miniature drones buzzing around above like mosquitoes. I'm divorcing my birthday and from now on any celebrations of the advancement of my age may be done on my half-birthday, June 25, instead.
